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What a Plonker!!!
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What a Plonker!!!
A madcap Newcastle United fan has vowed to celebrate if his team get into Europe this season by getting a tattoo of the final scoreline - on his penis.

Brad Lister, 23, already has one scoreline tattooed on his arm after Newcastle's unexpected two-nil victory over Liverpool last month.

Now the magpie-mad bartender has vowed to go to the ultimate lengths to support his club if they get into Europe - by having the score and scorers inked on his manhood.

After failing to have a consistent number of wins so far in the season, Brad took to Twitter to voice his opinion on Newcastle's chances two days before the game on 6 December.

Brad, from Darlington, North Yorks, tweeted: "If NUFC beat LFC on Sunday I'll get the scoreline tattooed on me."

Watching the game, skeptical Brad realised that his joke was soon to become reality as an own goal by Martin Škrtel put the Toon in the lead, with a late goal by Newcastle striker Georginio Wijnaldum to seal his fate.

Keeping to his word, Brad got the scoreline tattooed onto his arm in a two hour inking session at Geordies Tattoo Studio later in month.

I think he is pretty safe though TOON in Europe your having a laugh mate.

Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
ASHLEY OUT!!!!!!

"Everyones Got To Believe In Something. I Believe Ill Have Another Beer" W C Fields.
12-01-2016 12:17 PM
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RE: What a Plonker!!!
Two hours to ink 2-0? Who was the tattooist, Steve Wonder?
12-01-2016 04:32 PM
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