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United are at Watford on Saturday for a 12.30pm kick-off (UK time).

It's on Amazon Prime but you don't need a "Prime" account. You can watch it online HERE

Lascelles, Almiron & St Maximin are all expected to be back. But Hayden & Longstaff (S) are both out for the rest of the season.

Mick
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#2
We need ASM back .... we're a very boring ordinary team without him.
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#3
Quick matchday quiz question: Here's a genuine "League table" from this season. Which team is the obvious one that looks out of place and what's the table?

1 Man U
2 Man C
3 Leicester
4 Chelsea
5 Watford
6 Liverpool
7 Tottenham

We'd be joint bottom of this table, by the way, along with Sheffield and Everton.
Peter Reid eats bananas with his feet.
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#4
Is it something to do with posession stats?

huh?
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#5
Could be! But it's not. It's penalties awarded this season.

Man U blazing a trail at the top of the league with 13 (so a penalty every three games...!), us floundering at the bottom with one all season, which of course we missed.

Sadly, success in the Premier League = cheating when you get to the penalty area in spite of the best intentions of VAR. Watford have clocked this and while it can get you into Europe if you've a decent squad, it can stop you being in Norwich's position if you haven't. Watford should be going down but they won't because they're a bunch of cheating cockneys.

So prediction for today - no reason to be terrified in any way or in starstruck awe of Watford so hopefully a return to the passing and possession of Bournemouth and 2 or 3 goals on the back of it. But Watford will get a dodgy penalty.

3-1. Joelinton hat trick.
Peter Reid eats bananas with his feet.
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#6
Reminds me of the joke about the Man U fan who was at work so didn't hear how they'd got on at home

He rang his mate to find out

"What was the score today"

"0-0"

"what?! So who missed our penalty?" 

Eyes
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#7
Team:

Martin Dúbravka; Javier Manquillo, Jamaal Lascelles, Federico Fernández, Danny Rose; Fabian Schär, Jonjo Shelvey, Matt Ritchie; Allan Saint-Maximin, Miguel Almirón, Dwight Gayle.


Substitutes: Karl Darlow, DeAndre Yedlin, Emil Krafth, Nabil Bentaleb, Matty Longstaff, Valentino Lazaro, Christian Atsu, Yoshinori Muto, Joelinton.
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#8
Ah, right. Joelinton on the bench.

In that case, I need to amend my prediction to reflect the sitter he was going to fluff after 10 minutes.

 4-1 to us.
Peter Reid eats bananas with his feet.
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#9
Well, I should be used to all this biased commentary but this is a joke! they must have been getting training off the BBC and even Shearer is getting in on the act with his love for Bruce never mind though 1-0 up should have been more I'll await for another couple of goals.


ASHLEY OUT!!!!
"Everyones Got To Believe In Something. I Believe Ill Have Another Beer" W C Fields.
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#10
Faniced Gayle to score, he was 3/1 on SkyBet, decided not to place it, no surprise to see him score considering I didn't back him!

We look the better side but Watford are awful, just like all of those teams at the bottom. I wouldn't put it past them to grab an equaliser but playing the same way as the first half I can see us scoring again. It's nice to play with 11 players for once, and to further highlight just how utterly, utterly useless Joelinton is, Gayle looks a massive upgrade, and we have been needing to replace Gayle for years.

40 million, 40 fucking million on a player who jokes aside, doesn't even look like a 400k player, it's frightening we wasted all that money on a complete donkey who is a downgrade on Joselu.
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