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#1
What's the difference between a Hedgehog and a 4x4 Driver. The Hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.


LOL! LOL! LOL!

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#2
OI!!!

Did I mention we have 2 Land Rovers?? 

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#3
(27-01-2020, 06:51 PM)Geordie1 Wrote: What's the difference between a Hedgehog and a 4x4 Driver. The Hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.


LOL! LOL! LOL!

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LOL.

I drive a Landrover........
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#4
I remember when this joke was about Capri drivers.  Showing my age now.
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#5
New Joke!


A chap goes to the Council for a job. The interviewer asks him - "Have you been in the armed services?" Yes," he says "I was in the Falklands for three years." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . to 4:00 PM You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM ." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? " "This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours, we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that..



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#6
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot:

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this." Said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied. "Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house."
"My goodness gracious." Said the cashier. "And will you be working on the house again next week?"
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:
"I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks on time."


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"Everyones Got To Believe In Something. I Believe Ill Have Another Beer" W C Fields.
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#7
LOL!  Enjoying the jokes Geordie, keep them coming!
"The club can never go anywhere under Mike Ashley. I promise you that." Kevin Keegan.
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